Letter to friends 9.9.2013
Haters gonna hate**
Eaters gonna eat
Sleepers gonna sleep
Livers gonna clean that blood supply
Pay attention to me once, shame on me. Pay attention to me twice…why aren’t you taking my calls anymore?
3 shows + 3 days + 3 bitches = ONE DIRTY WKND.
It’s called calculus.*
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 13
Gulu-Gulu in Salem
Bitch Solo opens for Landform – Landform is a solitary animal with solid guitar skills and low voice. He speaks in Ryan Adams and sings like the wings of truth. Though he answers to the name “Eric”, he can hear the name “Landimal” at a barely audible whisper.
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 14
Gallery 119 in Lowell
Bitch Trifecta plays with the tenacious e – created when Franimal and Landimal join forces. This Kit, Bass n’ Caboodle has the uncanny ability to drink coffee at ANY time of the day and STILL need more. Together we play loud and carry a big stick (history!). Opening for Surprise Party and Subpar Co-star.
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15
Precinct in Somerville (Union Sq)
No one said it could be done. Then no one said it couldn’t be done. And then there was Bitch HitGina Trifecta. This Bitch will combine alliances with Hit the Bus’s Robin Melendez and Viva Gina’s Leilani-the-Ripper to provide unobtained footage and never heard audio of the live birth of six unencountered species of road kill. But you’ll stay for Steve Subrizi and Lord Spectacular, won’t you? Mrowr.
*no it’s not.
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